What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 11:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Rubin Observatory’s Stunning Result Proves It’s a 'Game Changer' for Spotting Dangerous Asteroids - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

PS5 shooter goes from 5 players to bestseller after devs defend game - Polygon

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What’s your idea of the perfect Saturday night?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Do many women shave their vaginas?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Cave art discovery depicts an animal that went extinct 280-million-years ago, baffling scientists - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Strike by Safeway, Albertsons workers to start Sunday in 4 Colorado cities - The Denver Post

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons